Funny Worm Sermon

Four worms and a lesson to be learned!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.           

 

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

 

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

 

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

 

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

 

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

 

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

 

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead


The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead .




Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.




Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .Alive … 


So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"

 

Maxine, sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
you won't have worms!"

 

That pretty much ended the service!