Ok, I will take it!

Ron,

Things are starting to go your way. I see this incredible sign concerning you, which heaven saw fit to send me, as proof of this.

This, Ron, allows me to bring you – with absolute certainty and without the slightest doubt – two important pieces of news that can only delight you:

• First: a very substantial amount is about to come to you, probably large enough to change your life forever;